cookiecutter | Two nights ago, I dreamt that I had given birth...

...to a baby Asian-looking (duh) girl with large eyes. Everyone adored her and I preciously carried her, showing her off to friends and family.

And suddenly, when I looked at the child in my arms, the baby appeared with - surprise - curly blonde hair and blue eyes. She had also morphed into a 'he'. My dream self said, "hey, since when did you became a Norwegian, kiddo?"

But it didn't matter. He/She was still my baby. So i continued carrying him/her around my town, letting my neighbours admire the baby's cuteness.

And then the baby had red hair and brown eyes. I said, "Oh, you've decided to be Canadian now, EH?"

I can't remember the rest of the feature-morphing, although at one point the kid shrank to the size of my palm (happened when i showed it to some ex-students I tutored at Trent), and eventually, it became the cute Asian baby girl with large eyes again...

At that point, my bff, Drel, (who suddenly appeared in the dream. Don't ask why) she remarked, "Hey, nel, this kid looks awfully like you!"

I turned, glanced at the child, and somehow her face was slightly altered - she DID look exactly like I did in pictures when I was less than a year old.

Then, Drel and I had a really strange conversation.

Me, "Hey, Drel, you know what? I don't remember giving birth!"

Drel, "Of course you don't. You totally passed out just before labour!"

Me, "???"

Drel, "You fainted. The doctors did a C-section on you. You were passed out three whole days after that, too!"

Me, *scrambles to find the C-section scar, but couldn't find any*

So I said to Drel, "Man, this must be LAPAROSCOPIC or KEYHOLE surgery!"

LOLOLOLOL. .

Clearly, I have been reading and editing too many articles of late. Bwahahahaha~

(Aside from that, I do not think it is humanly possible to have a nationality-changing, gender-shifting kid)