Things my best friend says during buffet dinners...

When raiding the sushi bar: "Man, we should get a pet goldfish. And name it Sashimi." 

 

After thinking for a moment:  "Or get a pet dog and name it Sausage."

 

 

 

When sharing a slice of cake: "Hey, can you eat this into a shape of a teddy bear?"

 

Me: *pokes at cake with fork*

Result: "Wow, it DOES look like a teddy bear. With squished legs. It needs a FACE!"

Me: *pokes some more*

Result #2: "Now it's just mutated"..... *cuts a bit of cake, eats*

Me: "Now the ears are gone!"

Her: *eats another cake*

 

 

 

When having an awesome variety of food on the table, "You can totally put the Waffle in the same box as the Sushi, man. You'd just have Sushi-flavoured Waffle. Or Waffle-flavoured Sushi."

 

 

 

While feasting on Teppanyaki Pork: "You know that game Harvest Moon? For some reason you must give the animals four-lettered names. My brother named the cow 'Beef'. It was like, 'Hey Beef, Beef, come hereeeeee'. Man, if we had a five-letter limit, he'd name the cow 'Steak'."

 

 

 

When full and stuffed beyond limit: "I'm so full."
Me, "Okay. Don't tell me tomorrow that you want sushi or sashimi then."

Next morning at 9.15am: "Hey, I want SUSHI!!!"

 

XD